Welcome weary Internet traveler to The Snarffingham Expositor, where our motto is: “It’s better than being eaten by ravenous wolves… some might argue.”

What is a “FLOG”? Well, I figured since “BLOG” was short for “Web Log” that “FLOG” could be short for “Snarff Log”. Now I can call myself a “Flogger” and spend my days “Flogging”.

Enjoy your stay and if for any reason you are not completely satisfied with the quality of this website, just return the unused portion with a self-addressed, stamped envelope and five dollars to ‘The Snarffingham Foundation—885 East Oxford Drive, Kaysville UT 84037′

- Lord Snarffingham